Thursday, December 30, 2010

Eddi gives advice to a transvestite about watching porn in Yahoo Answers.

This question comes from Michael:

Some advice on watching porn please?
I am a transvestite, so I get aroused by dressing in womens clothes AND watching porn.

However, i wind up coming way before the clip is halfway. Any tips on how to watch porn without masturbating until the end or near end?

Additional Details
I am also uncircumcised. so no lubricant needed.

My answer:

Have someone whom you trust come over and handcuff you until halfway through the film. If he is hot, have him strip and tease you at the same time. You might lose interest in your films however if you do this.

A record day and a record month for this blog.

Google now keeps track of all blog hits from all sources in Blogger Blogs. Yesterday, December 28, was the first time this blog broke 2,000 hits in one day. The actual number was 2,672 hits.

Over the past 30 days, for the first time, this blog had 50,000 hits. This would equal 600,000 hits per year if this kept up.

Now, all these hits are a bit confusing to me. My editorial ration for the blog has always been 50% about Second Life and 50% about other things that interest me. I thought that all the hot guys I post here (Monday hot real life guy of the week, entertainment posts) were accounting for most of the hits.

However, I checked, and the hits associated with non-Second Life content are still accounting for about 50% of my total hits. Most readers are still here for my Second Life content.

I want to thank everyone for reading, and following my rather nutty at times existence on Second Life. Thanks again for reading!

All the best for a prosperous 2011.

Eddi Haskell

Cool Photofunia Effect - Your Image on Postage Stamps

Photofunia has this nice effect available that puts your image on old postage stamps. That cutie on the right is my partner Jago and that is me on the left. 

I asked coverboy Ryce Skytower if he wanted to supply two photos for his own Photofunia effect and he decided to moon everyone.  Blonds can be so silly at times!

I then asked Albert our German Shepherd to send over his favorite photographs, and he sent over hot  pictures of Sarah Palin!  I am not running the X-rated ones that Albert claims Sarah sent him personally after seeing his You Tube video Albert Loves Sarah Palin. Please note Albert no longer likes Ms. Palin since he was debadged as an official blogger for her organziaiton since he was "leaving inappropriate comments on other blogs "(I am not joking).

You can find this effect here:

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Lina Romay: 1919 - 2010. A Great Video and a Bizarre Coincidence.

You will have to trust me on this one.   And believe me when I tell you that this is not the first time things like this have happened.   It is either a bizarre coincidence or evidence that I know things I should not have (I do not want to call it "psychic").

I never heard of Lina Romay before I found this You Tube video. I love to just wander through links on You Tube and see old movie and television clips.  By some coincidence, I managed to come across this wonderful video from the movie Stage Door Canteen of 1943.

Lina Romay was an amazing Mexican -American singer who sang with the Xavier Cougat Orchestra in the 30's and 40's. I love this video, "She's a Bombshell from Brooklyn".  I am actually a Brooklyn boy down at heart, I was born there even though my family moved away from there when I was 13 years old.  So when I saw the title I had to see it. I like the guy with the Maracas in the beginning btw.

It was reported on December 24 that Lina Romay died on December 17 in Pasadena by her son.  I was searching for information about her today.  There is not much out there.

Here is why I am turning white.  I load my blog with postings in advance.  I found this video and put up the posting up in draft on December 17.  Her passing was that day but not announced until a week later. Take a look at the draft listings from Blogger below.    I wrote this the day she died -- weird coincidence I think.

Click on the image below to see what I mean.

December Issue of Opulent Magazine is Out

One of the most stylish and best written publications in Second Life.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Congratulations! DJ InsyX and Mountainbear Botanical Celebrate Their Four Year Anniversary This Week

Many people do not know that I am part of DJ InsyX and Mountainbear Botanical's extended Second Life family. They are two amazing guys!

They are celebrating their four year anniversary on Second Life this week. Amazing to think that they have been together for this long!

Please leave them your congratulations on Dj InsyX's blog here:

I Have Slow Internet Service Through January 1 -- And Will Not Be Logging In Much

In case you have been wondering where I have been, I have very slow internet service at my hotel in San Francisco.

Eddi has not been able to rez on since I arrived here on December 24.  Ryce Skytower, my alt, can rez on, but he can hardly move due to lack of broadband.

The wireless router at my hotel in downtown San Francisco is the only one in the area that is not password protected.  So everyone around is using it.  I cannot hack my way into other routers either. The manager at the hotel asked me to talk to their ISP today, and I spent one hour running ipconfig tests at their request before I finally gave up and told them to start using a password LOL.

If I can log on, I will try to look up my friends, but if I cannot, I will be home on January 1 and will be logging on then.

In the meantime, I would like to wish eveyrone a Prosperous and Happy New Years!

All the best, Eddi

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Grandma Got Molested At The Airport Song

I am on a break in San Francisco but I had to post this.

The new "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" song for our times.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

You Tube: Eddi and Jago's Christmas Card.

Jago and I would like to wish everyone the happiest of holidays, and a prosperous 2011.

I will be taking a blogging break until after Christmas,  and will be visiting friends in San Francisco.  Please have a great holiday!

All the best,


Blue Mars Photo of the Day: Winter in Wildwood

The Wildwood region of Blue Mars has been transformed into a mountainy Christmas wonderland.  However, instead of playing adult Christmas music the sound being played as you enter is Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer -- an old recording of the story that sounds like it is at least 50 years old. Over and over.  I actually wanted to cook Rudolph with cranberries after the second rendition of the story. You can find the recipe here:

When you enter (and the place is a bit unstable, I crashed twice) you can be transported by touching the grizzly bears to a new ski cabin in the mountains - the place where I took these photographs - or to other destinations. My avatar in Blue Mars, Roger, is  standing near some objects to give you a feeling of the scale of Blue Mars. Unlike Second Life, there does not appear to be a limit to how large a region is since you do not have to cross sims to move within a city or an area.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Hot Couple of the Day: Trace17 Junkers and Adonis Lubitsch

You Tube: Tobogganing at Escapades Christmas 2010 from Lokiboy

Lokiboy, or Loki Eliot is one of my favorite machinima makers on Second Life and this video shows why. He just has a great sense of style and compostion.

Lokiboys's you tube channel:

Lokiboys's web site:

Second Life Photo of the Day: Ice Fishing with Jago

Photographed at Plum Island in the New England Islands area.  We stayed all afternoon until it got dark out - but still did not catch any fish.

By the way, I am a Floridian, and the odds of me sitting outside all day  in a sweater in real life in icy cold weather freezing my bum off trying to catch some stupid fish are about as great as me getting invited to the Royal Wedding.  It ain't gonna happen.

President Obama Just Signed the Repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell Into Effect

It is a great day for the civil rights of gay people in the United States of America. However, it is important to note -- and a media warning is out -- that the law will not take effect until 60 days after President Obama gives his certification for the process to continue, which may be several months away.  Gays and lesbians in the military still must exercise caution if they plan to make their preferences known.

Seen around the Scene - Rune Twist

Poll - Will you be spending more or less time on Second Life through New Years Day?

Curious to learn what people are going to do with their time in the next week?  Please take our poll on the upper right hand side of this web page.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

You Tube: Ice Skating to Calas --Gorgeous Christmas Video filmed at Calas Galadhon

This gorgeous video  by Silennedunord and filmed at Tymus Tenk's and Truck Meredith's gorgeous Calas Galadhon Sim. Here is what it says about the machinima over at You Tube:

Calas also put his winter coat. Trees covered with snow, frozen lake, sledding, ice skating and Christmas tree, everything is in place to spend a great time

Secret Redgrave Sale

I am not sure if it extends to men's clothes yet but it is worth a check for Redgrave fanatics such as myself.

Check Suede's blog for details:

Second Life Photo of the Day: Boo Zuzu

I took these photographs of chiseled Boo Zuzu earlier this month and thought the photos looks best all grouped together in a moving slide show. Boo is the partner of my good  friend, blogger Chase Tehani.

Metaverse Journal's 2010 Prediction Review

One of my favorite publications, Australia's Metaverse Journal,  analyses its 2010 Predictions and reports that they had 7 out of 10 predictions correct.  You can read their report here:

Monday, December 20, 2010

Eddi and Jago's Sleigh Ride

Granted, a tad campy (look at the position of my head on Jago's shoulder LOL) but really fun.  Available at Plum Island in the New England Islands area.

Real Life Hunk Of The Week: Chris Farrell

Chris Farell is from Southern California and lives in Austin Texas and is a fitness model. I could not find much informaiton on his biography or web site because his name is so common, but he has lots of hot photographs up on the web and an amazing body.

Link to more pictures of Chris:

I am mentioned in Wikipedia in Emanuelle Jameson's Article

Wow I feel famous!  Wikipedia now has an entry for my dear friend Emanuelle Jameson, Second Life's most famous and prolific adult actress.  And here is what it says about me regarding the Linden Labs name controversy --- since I was the one who came up with the name "Emanuelle".

"Originally Jameson picked her name after the popular real life adult actress, Jenna Jameson while watching her promote her book on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Emanuelle Jameson originally chose the name Jennnnna Jameson with five n's. According to Emanuelle Jameson, "I was literally watching TV with my laptop in my lap, scrolling through last names as she was talking....and Jameson came up. I thought it would be funny to have a pornstar name"

The Lindens, the organization which runs Second Life requested that she change her name. After submitting 49 names, which were all rejected, her friend, the Second Life avatar Eddi Haskell, suggested the name "Emanuelle." Jameson submitted this name and on her 50th try, the Lindens accepted it."

The real - life me is not in Wikipedia but Eddi is.  I need to go call my mom now and tell her!

Keep your arms up in the air! Eddi Wears the Kobalt Police Polo

I like the way I look dancing at Jake and Syriana's new club in Folsom East. I am wearing a police officers polo that I purchased at Kobalt located on the Jungleboys Sims.

I also did two Photofunia effects with this image that looked interesting.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Our Matching Holiday Sweaters -- A Great Buy at 99 Linden

Jago and I like our matching holiday sweaters designed by Renee Burger.   Besides red and green, the sweater also comes in a nice grey color.  It also comes with nice corduroy pants, and jeans, and is a good value at 99 Linden.

They are by R and M fashion. You can buy them online here at the R & M store.

The photographs were taken at the Christmas Pavilion at Calas Galadhon.  I treated the photographs with a lomo effect available over at Photofunia to give it that older family photo look.