I never did this as a kid- sit on Santa's lap in some department store as Mom and Dad pay some photographer 10 bucks to grab a picture for Grandma and Grandpa. But I imagine the conversation would have fone something like this.
Santa: Well ho ho ho little boy! And what is your name?
Eddi. I am Eddi. Santa, why did you not bring Fashion Barbie and bring me GI Joe instead? Hes not even hot. Don't you remember? I asked you for Fashion Barbie last year!
(Mom and Dad look pensively at each other while overhearing little Eddi)
Santa: Well ho ho ho! Fashion Barbie is for a little girl, not a strapping little boy such as yourself! And what would you like for Christmas this year little Eddi?
Eddi: I am going to be 11 in June Santa and I want to have sex with Zac Efron because I am still a virgin. He's so prime! Can you set that up Santa?